Dear IRS,

I have just learned that in the United States there are now ONLY 2 genders. 1. Male and 2. Female.

Since I am transgender, I cease to exist as a citizen of this country under this new law.

Therefore, being non-existent and no longer a citizen, I don't think I should have to pay taxes anymore.

Am I correct in this interpretation of the new law?

Please let me know. Because my money is ALSO transgender.

signed,

CMRalph, BSTP

(Big Scary Trans Person)

PS - please tell J.K. Rowling I said, "Hi."

PPSS-

Also was wondering are we ALL supposed to do the Heil Hitler Nazi Salute as a greeting now? Or is that just for ceremonial purposes?

Hope to hear from you soon.

Sieg Heil Y'all